PLEASANTLY PLUMP

From the makers of that clear lip gloss that turns to your custom shade of delicious pink, now comes this sheer magic gloss which not only turns into your own rosy shade but even plumps your pouters at the same time!
So before the insurance quotes and health plan renewals come in, set aside some moolah for this. The Smashbox O-Plump is now available in Beauty Bar outlets in different malls around the metro for P1,300.00. Small price to pay for the perfect pout.

How I'd like to see that day that the aforementioned term be used to refer to something other than my body. Maybe this'll do the trick. Hehehe...